LOL. So I think variance is FINALLY CATCHING UP:

First one....

Full Tilt Poker Game #2232932232: Table Carey Grove - $1/$2 - No Limit Hold'em - 1:46:00 ET -

2007/04/18
Seat 1: dobieatwar ($168.60)
Seat 2: HOVA23 ($110.10)
Seat 3: Mauzinho ($187.95)
Seat 4: crazysmrguy ($34)
Seat 5: IGGU ($198)
Seat 6: lainiebeale ($202.90)
Seat 7: Cynicism ($252.95)
Seat 8: Yowsers ($205.20)
Seat 9: JGpp1101 ($168.10)
crazysmrguy posts the small blind of $1
IGGU posts the big blind of $2
The button is in seat #3
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Yowsers [Jd Js]
lainiebeale calls $2
Cynicism folds
Yowsers raises to $7
JGpp1101 folds
dobieatwar calls $7
HOVA23 folds
HOVA23 is sitting out
Mauzinho calls $7
crazysmrguy folds
IGGU folds
lainiebeale calls $5
*** FLOP *** [8c Jc 6h]
lainiebeale bets $18
Yowsers raises to $40
dobieatwar raises to $161.60, and is all in
Mauzinho folds
lainiebeale raises to $195.90, and is all in
Mauzinho: lol
Yowsers calls $155.90
lainiebeale shows [6s 8s]
Yowsers shows [Jd Js]
dobieatwar shows [6d 6c]
*** TURN *** [8c Jc 6h] [5s]
*** RIVER *** [8c Jc 6h 5s] [2c]
lainiebeale shows two pair, Eights and Sixes
Yowsers shows three of a kind, Jacks
Yowsers wins the side pot ($68.60) with three of a kind, Jacks
dobieatwar shows three of a kind, Sixes
Yowsers wins the main pot ($512.80) with three of a kind, Jacks
dobieatwar adds $200
lainiebeale is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $584.40 Main pot $515.80. Side pot $68.60. | Rake $3
Board: [8c Jc 6h 5s 2c]
Seat 1: dobieatwar showed [6d 6c] and lost with three of a kind, Sixes
Seat 2: HOVA23 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: Mauzinho (button) folded on the Flop
Seat 4: crazysmrguy (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 5: IGGU (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 6: lainiebeale showed [6s 8s] and lost with two pair, Eights and Sixes
Seat 7: Cynicism didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: Yowsers showed [Jd Js] and won ($581.40) with three of a kind, Jacks
Seat 9: JGpp1101 didn't bet (folded)

Second one happened about five hands after the previous:

Full Tilt Poker Game #2232968630: Table Carey Grove - $1/$2 - No Limit Hold'em - 1:52:02 ET -

2007/04/18
Seat 1: dobieatwar ($211.90)
Seat 2: HOVA23 ($110.10)
Seat 3: Mauzinho ($178.95), is sitting out
Seat 4: dzero ($196)
Seat 5: IGGU ($200)
Seat 6: lainiebeale ($0), is sitting out
Seat 7: Cynicism ($246.95)
Seat 8: Yowsers ($578.70)
Seat 9: JGpp1101 ($207.35)
dzero posts the small blind of $1
IGGU posts the big blind of $2
HOVA23 posts a dead small blind of $1
HOVA23 posts $2
The button is in seat #3
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Yowsers [6c 7c]
Cynicism folds
Yowsers calls $2
JGpp1101 folds
dobieatwar folds
HOVA23 has 15 seconds left to act
Mauzinho stands up
HOVA23 has timed out
HOVA23 checks
dzero folds
IGGU raises to $10
lainiebeale adds $200
Yowsers calls $8
lainiebeale has returned
HOVA23 folds
*** FLOP *** [9c 5c 8d]
IGGU bets $72
Yowsers raises to $568.70, and is all in
IGGU calls $118, and is all in
Yowsers shows [6c 7c]
IGGU shows [9d 9s]
Uncalled bet of $378.70 returned to Yowsers
*** TURN *** [9c 5c 8d] [3d]
*** RIVER *** [9c 5c 8d 3d] [Th]
Yowsers shows a straight, Ten high
IGGU shows three of a kind, Nines
Yowsers wins the pot ($401) with a straight, Ten high
IGGU is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $404 | Rake $3
Board: [9c 5c 8d 3d Th]
Seat 1: dobieatwar didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: HOVA23 folded before the Flop
Seat 3: Mauzinho (button) is sitting out
Seat 4: dzero (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 5: IGGU (big blind) showed [9d 9s] and lost with three of a kind, Nines
Seat 6: lainiebeale is sitting out
Seat 7: Cynicism didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: Yowsers showed [6c 7c] and won ($401) with a straight, Ten high
Seat 9: JGpp1101 didn't bet (folded)

Oh my lordy lordy.