So I hate it when poker bloggers only post bad beats on their blogs. Everyone has their ups and downs, so why not post hands that are good and bad? Wellll... in my case, I haven't had any good hands (or a good session) in a very long time. I have been running so bad lately it scares me. I am not down as much as I have been in the past, but it is absolutely absurd the kind of hands I have been playing with and losing to. This hand sums up my sessions as of late:

Full Tilt Poker Game #2191730630: Table Cathedral Rock - $1/$2 - No Limit Hold'em - 2:06:35 ET - 2007/04/12
Seat 1: iamdaisy ($195)
Seat 2: DeFish007 ($47.80)
Seat 3: gooddadfamily ($458.55)
Seat 4: Yowsers ($186.95)
Seat 5: Wochoppi ($100.50)
Seat 6: o7 ($71.15)
Seat 7: kuljme ($238.65)
Seat 8: bryans07 ($202.10)
Seat 9: dude_69 ($96.10)
iamdaisy posts the small blind of $1
DeFish007 posts the big blind of $2
The button is in seat #9
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Yowsers [Ac Ah]
gooddadfamily folds
Yowsers raises to $7
Wochoppi raises to $12
o7 folds
kuljme folds
bryans07 folds
dude_69 folds
iamdaisy folds
DeFish007 folds
Yowsers raises to $22
Wochoppi calls $10
*** FLOP *** [7d 5d 6d]
Yowsers bets $26
Wochoppi raises to $78.50, and is all in
Yowsers calls $52.50
Wochoppi shows [Kc Ks]
Yowsers shows [Ac Ah]
*** TURN *** [7d 5d 6d] [Kh]
*** RIVER *** [7d 5d 6d Kh] [9h]
Wochoppi shows three of a kind, Kings
Yowsers shows a pair of Aces
Wochoppi wins the pot ($201) with three of a kind, Kings
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $204 | Rake $3
Board: [7d 5d 6d Kh 9h]
Seat 1: iamdaisy (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 2: DeFish007 (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 3: gooddadfamily didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: Yowsers showed [Ac Ah] and lost with a pair of Aces
Seat 5: Wochoppi showed [Kc Ks] and won ($201) with three of a kind, Kings
Seat 6: o7 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: kuljme didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: bryans07 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 9: dude_69 (button) didn't bet (folded)

I mean, if the Kd hits on the turn, at least I have a redraw with any diamond!!!!

Let me give you another one:

This is towards the end of the night. I'm down about $400 at this point. I have an excellent note on this player that he reraises with KQ KJ and low pocket pairs preflop. Naturally....

Full Tilt Poker Game #2191852482: Table Bosek - $1/$2 - Pot Limit Hold'em - 2:31:05 ET - 2007/04/12
Seat 1: Yowsers ($200.40)
Seat 2: friareric ($275.80)
Seat 3: engel1984m ($44)
Seat 4: BluffingXx ($19.95)
Seat 5: gooddadfamily ($157.15)
Seat 6: tilty_wilty ($123.45)
Seat 7: jaybru ($84.90)
Seat 8: DoctorTom ($171.80)
Seat 9: stephqc ($104.95)
engel1984m posts the small blind of $1
BluffingXx posts the big blind of $2
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Yowsers [Td Tc]
gooddadfamily folds
tilty_wilty folds
jaybru raises to $6
DoctorTom folds
stephqc folds
Yowsers raises to $19
friareric folds
engel1984m folds
BluffingXx folds
jaybru raises to $60
Yowsers raises to $101
jaybru calls $24.90, and is all in
Yowsers shows [Td Tc]
jaybru shows [4h 4c]
Uncalled bet of $16.10 returned to Yowsers
*** FLOP *** [4s Kc As]
*** TURN *** [4s Kc As] [2d]
*** RIVER *** [4s Kc As 2d] [5c]
Yowsers shows a pair of Tens
jaybru shows three of a kind, Fours
jaybru wins the pot ($169.80) with three of a kind, Fours
jaybru: holla at me
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $172.80 | Rake $3
Board: [4s Kc As 2d 5c]
Seat 1: Yowsers showed [Td Tc] and lost with a pair of Tens
Seat 2: friareric (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: engel1984m (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 4: BluffingXx (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 5: gooddadfamily didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: tilty_wilty didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: jaybru showed [4h 4c] and won ($169.80) with three of a kind, Fours
Seat 8: DoctorTom didn't bet (folded)
Seat 9: stephqc didn't bet (folded)

Oh... and just for shits and giggles...

So I couldn't put him on QQ cause he didn't reraise... def can't put him on quads. What beats me then? 88. Eh, he might have it, but maybe not. Oh, sweet. Quads.

Full Tilt Poker Game #2191863452: Table Cathedral Rock - $1/$2 - No Limit Hold'em - 2:33:24 ET - 2007/04/12
Seat 1: iamdaisy ($190)
Seat 2: DeFish007 ($54.50)
Seat 3: gooddadfamily ($504.55)
Seat 4: Yowsers ($175)
Seat 5: TsirhCitna ($243)
Seat 6: raylapsley ($197)
Seat 7: kuljme ($194.85)
Seat 8: Melo44 ($189)
Seat 9: dude_69 ($107.60)
DeFish007 posts the small blind of $1
gooddadfamily posts the big blind of $2
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Yowsers [Ad As]
Yowsers raises to $7
TsirhCitna folds
raylapsley folds
kuljme folds
Melo44 folds
dude_69 calls $7
iamdaisy calls $7
DeFish007 folds
gooddadfamily folds
*** FLOP *** [8c 2d Qd]
Yowsers bets $11
dude_69 calls $11
iamdaisy raises to $38
Yowsers calls $27
dude_69 calls $27
*** TURN *** [8c 2d Qd] [2h]
Yowsers checks
dude_69 checks
iamdaisy bets $38
Yowsers raises to $130, and is all in
dude_69 folds
iamdaisy calls $92
Yowsers shows [Ad As]
iamdaisy shows [2s 2c]
*** RIVER *** [8c 2d Qd 2h] [7h]
Yowsers shows two pair, Aces and Twos
kuljme: omg
iamdaisy shows four of a kind, Twos
iamdaisy wins the pot ($395) with four of a kind, Twos
Yowsers: yay for drawing dead
Yowsers is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $398 | Rake $3
Board: [8c 2d Qd 2h 7h]
Seat 1: iamdaisy (button) showed [2s 2c] and won ($395) with four of a kind, Twos
Seat 2: DeFish007 (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 3: gooddadfamily (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 4: Yowsers showed [Ad As] and lost with two pair, Aces and Twos
Seat 5: TsirhCitna didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: raylapsley didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: kuljme didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: Melo44 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 9: dude_69 folded on the Turn

Lol. I am still laughing about all these hands. Then it hits me, down $762. LOL SWEET!

To recap:

lost $75 on QQ v JJ, he hit set
lost $100 AA v KK, he hit K on turn, all in on flop
lost $200 when his 22 hits quads v my AA
nothing I could do about this pot
lost $85 TT v 44, all in preflop he spikes set

Who said poker is enjoyable?